Modern Times:
IT’S SALE TIME, FRIENDS! Some seriously stellar new beverages are available right this second in our latest online special release sale. We have some incredibly bomb new IPAs (including the return of an oft-requested favorite), a massively crushable hard seltzer, a foeder-aged miracle of funk, a mind-bendingly crispy pils, and two delicious and surpassingly rare coffees, all up for grabs. The sale ends tonight at midnight, so haste is advised.
If you already read all of this in the last email and just want the sale link, HERE IT IS.
If you haven’t familiarized yourself with the new sale system, please read the following, as well as the super-important rules & info at the end of the email, to avoid confusion:
**SUPER-IMPORTANT NEW PICKUP RESERVATION INFO:
- If you try to put your reservation time in the same cart with your special release beer, the site won’t let you check out. You must check out separately with your reservation time. Just make sure to use the same email for both checkouts so we can look up your order and have your beer ready for you.
- We’ve expanded our hours and added WAY more reservation times for this sale, so securing a time to pick up your beers should be far easier this time around.
Read on for more beer info and important notes on pick-ups!
EXTRAORDINARY TIMES DRY-HOPPED PILSNER (Brewed & Canned in Anaheim!)
Built on a backbone of Weyermann Extra Pale Premium Pilsner malt, this astoundingly crushable hurricane of crispiness was hopped with a sprinkling of Hallertau Blanc before a generous whirlpool addition of Czech Saaz, and then dry-hopped with Grungeist and Tettnang. The result is an utterly delightful pils that boasts enchanting floral notes interlaced with spice and citrus. Pairs perfectly with warm weather and deck chairs.
ABV: 4.8%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $13
Total Quantity: 1,164
4-Pack Limit: 1
EXTRAORDINARY TIMES IPA (Also Brewed & Canned in Anaheim!)
This majestically flavorful juice-bomb is the progeny of an abundance of Mosaic, Idaho-7, and Comet hops. Their powers combine to form a dizzying maelstrom of dankness with an abundance of stone fruit and citrus character.
ABV: 7%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $19.50
Total Quantity: 1,164
4-Pack Limit: 1
BUBBLE PARTY HARD: GRAPEFRUIT EDITION
This massive improvement over regular water is an effervescent symphony of citrus that pours like sparkling crystal and tastes like an all-inclusive trip to a resort made of fresh fruit and sunshine. It’s a massively crushable and utterly delightful adult beverage.
ABV: 5%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $12
Total Quantity: 3,000
4-Pack Limit: 18
BOOMING ROLLERS
Your weirdly aggressive social media comments have been heard, resulting in the glorious return of this universally-beloved bundle of hop-sorcery. Enormous quantities of Citra, Motueka, & Centennial hops yield a beautiful tropical bouquet balanced by refreshing, snappy bitterness, and a crisp, delicate malt backbone ties the whole thing together in spectacular fashion.
ABV: 6.8%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $13
Total Quantity: 1,746
4-Pack Limit: 18
FOEDER-AGED CELESTIAL CITY
We fermented this absurdly tasty saison with an all-star lineup of house cultures, meticulously hopped it with Spalter Select, Crystal, and Comet, and aged it in oak foeders. The result is a magical combo of funky stone fruit and citrus underscored by subtle vanilla-kissed oak.
ABV: 6.5%
Format: 375ml Bottle
Price: $8.75
Total Quantity: 1,188
Bottle Limit: 4
ECUADOR LOS TOLAS COFFEE BEANS
Hailing from Ecuador’s picturesque Pichincha Province, this utterly lovely washed process coffee was produced by Arnaud Causse, who is not only a seriously badass agronomist, but also a boon to the region, helping many other local coffee farms get up and running. We’re stoked to support excellent folks like Arnaud, and extremely excited to share this cup with you, which sports unique and delicious notes of grilled pineapple, yellow peach, and lavender honey. If you think that sounds super tasty, you’re totally right.
Format: 12oz bag
Price: $20
Total Quantity: 230
EXTRAORDINARY TIMES: NEW ABNORMAL BLEND COFFEE BEANS
Extraordinary times call for extraordinary methods of caffeination, which is exactly what’s in this bag. Summoned forth from a dimension of pure flavor via the convergence of 35% sherry barrel-aged Ethiopia Kochere & 65% Burundi Mbirizi Gatara, this coffee is an explosion of white sangria and peach gelato character wrapped in a beautifully silky mouthfeel. If you’re looking for an extremely choice beverage to kick off your stay-at-home workday, you’ve found it, my friend.
Format: 12oz bag
Price: $20
Total Quantity: 230
Important notes regarding this month’s sale:
- For the safety of all involved, you must wear a mask during pick-up. This is mandatory.
- These items have a 30-day pickup window across the board ending on 6/29/20. Yep, everything. 30 days only.
- The first day to pick-up will be 5/27 in San Diego / Los Angeles / Encinitas / Oakland / Anaheim and 5/29 in Portland / Santa Barbara.
- Reservations for the first two weeks of pick-up times will be available on the sale page. Again, be sure to check out separately with your reservation time, and do not add it to the cart with your beer. Thanks!
- Due to shipping logistics over the long holiday weekend, the sale will end tonight at midnight, so get your orders in before the witching hour if you want some of this liquid radness.
***SUPER-IMPORTANT INFO ON WEB-STORE ERROR MESSAGES:
During high traffic times, the website will sometimes display the following message when you’re trying to purchase a beer: “Sorry, this product’s stock has all been reserved. Please try again later.” This does not mean that the beer is sold out. It’s a site error that results from high traffic and lots of requests for a particular beer occurring simultaneously. If you wait a while and keep trying, that beer may become available again. A beer is not actually sold out until there is a “sold out” banner displayed over its image in the store.
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