Greetings, flavor-seeking Earthlings. BeerAlien has intercepted powerful signals coming from SeaWorld San Diego, where the San Diego Seven Seas Food Festival returns February 27 through April 26, operating Fridays through Sundays. After scanning the data, we can confirm: this is...

Greetings, carbon-based beer enthusiasts. This is BeerAlien, reporting live from a small but powerful craft-beer epicenter known as Asheville, North Carolina—home to one of Earth’s most resilient fermentation facilities: Highland Brewing. Our sensors detected unusual activity during Earth-year 2025. The data...

BeerAlien reporting in from the State of Craft Beer, where humans have once again aligned their calendars around a sacred object: the pint glass. The Colorado Brewers Guild (CBG) has confirmed the return of Colorado Pint Day on Wednesday, April...

Something unusual happened in Colorado. BeerAlien was monitoring routine fermentation activity when a sudden medal spike appeared on our instruments. The source? WeldWerks Brewing Co., which proceeded to bulldoze the 2026 Colorado Brewers Cup with the confidence of a brewery...

Greetings, carbon-based beer enthusiasts. BeerAlien here, transmitting from orbit above St. Louis, Missouri, where one of Earth’s longest-operating independent craft breweries—Schlafly Beer—has released a new beverage designed for a curious human ritual known as “Dry January.” The liquid in question: Schlafly...