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ABOUT US…
While vacationing in the Milky Way galaxy, the Beer Aliens crash landed on Earth near San Diego, CA. After a somewhat perplexing intelligence gathering mission concerning Earth’s inhabitants, the Beer Aliens were relieved to discover their new-found home planet was full of places that make the only sustenance they required – BEER.

 

Now the Beer Aliens are on a new mission…To Taste Earth’s Beer…One Brewery At A Time.

FEAR PANIC

L.A. Woman Slain By Mystery Creature…

Beer Aliens Are Not To Blame

DISMEMBERED BODY FOUND

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The Beer Aliens share what they discover by operating BeerAlien.com, which features, beer news, events, reviews and more. To fund their beer drinking budget, the Beer Aliens provide Public Relations and Promotional services to craft breweries, bars and craft beer friendly restaurants. These services include event promotion, event coverage, press releases, website design and management, social media management and more.

So if you are fan of craft beer or have no idea what craft beer is, come join the Beer Aliens at BeerAlien.com and let’s learn together. Remember, we are still trying to figure out your human customs, never mind all the crazy craft beer terminology. At the end of the day, we simply share our thoughts: “Is this beer flawless, favorable, or fiendish?

 

THE BEER ALIENS HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED. FRIENDLY OR FOE?…

The more we learn about the cosmos, the more it seems possible that we are not alone. The entire galaxy is teeming with worlds, and we’re getting better at listening — so the question, “Is there anybody out there?” is one we may be able to answer soon.

But do we really want to know? If Beer Aliens are indeed out there, would they be friendly explorers, or destroyers of worlds? This is a serious question no longer confined to science fiction, because a growing group of beer drinkers has taken it upon themselves to do more than just listen. Some are advocating for a beacon swept across the galaxy, letting all beer aliens know we’re home, to see if anyone comes with a beer. Others argue we would be wise to keep Earth’s beer to ourselves.

BEER ALIENS HAVE TAKEN HUMAN FORM TO BLEND WITH HUMANS. THESES ARE THE LAST KNOWN IMAGES OF EXISTING BEER ALIENS ON PLANET EARTH. BE ON THE LOOK OUT

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“WE ARE ONLY HERE FOR THE BEER”

“TO TASTE EARTH BEER… ONE BREWERY AT A TIME. THAT IS OUR MISSION, THAT’S ALL” – BEER ALIEN CLAIMS

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